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sometimes i wonder how a writer would describe me if i were a character in a book
can we make this an ask meme?
reblog this if you want a book description of you sent to your inbox
THE LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS I GOT A BORDERLINE FANFIC SO SCREW IT
THIS WOULD ACTUALLY BE P COOL
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Oooh this sounds awesome
This is my favorite ask if I get one of these I’ll reblog, follow, give you my first born, etc
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this is my baby
baby boy
(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via aqua-cultured)
on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt
on this day two years ago someone sewed a fried egg to a shirt
on this day three years ago someone sewed a fried egg to a shirt
on this day four years ago someone sewed a fried egg to a shirt
*wipes tear* there is so much beauty in this world
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Paul Bunyan, we need you!
(Source: theweirdwideweb, via ratsoff)
‘Twas Hubris Led Me Here,’ Thinks Naked Woman Sitting On Public Toilet With Romper Around Her Ankles
PROVIDENCE, RI—Realizing the depths of her mistake far too late, local woman Alicia Cohen quietly admitted to herself, “Twas hubris led me here,” as she sat naked on a public toilet with her romper around her ankles, sources said Wednesday. “What hath my conceit wrought but ruin as I sit naked and discomfited upon this most unclean privy,” said Cohen, shivering upon the women’s restroom toilet with her one-piece garment pooled at her feet. “Vanity’s fool am I! Brought low as dust by folly, low as the once fine fabric that now lies crumpled before mine eyes.” At press time, Cohen was cursing a broken shoe heel and the “credulous newborn babe undone by faith foul misplaced in an outlet mall.”
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Dale Hansen is a fucking treasure. He admitted he was a childhood victim of sexual abuse in the hopes that it would encourage others to come forward and seek help. He has been an ardent supporter of scholar-athletes and of gay players in the NFL and of trans athletes.
“I’m not always comfortable when a man tells me he is gay; I don’t understand his world. But I do understand that he is part of mine.”
Dale Hansen is AMAZING. If you’ve seen the gifset of him defending Mack Beggs, the Texas state champion transgender male wrestler, then you already know what a great guy he is. Sports journalism is FULL of white guys, and more of them ought to be more like Dale, standing up to amplify the messages being initiated by sports journalists of color.
Dale Hansen
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